Awakening in the Empire of the Apes, Hayashida learns that he's the savior prophecied by the Ancient Text. He must travel to Mount Poplokis and retrieve the ancient Sword of Lightning to achieve his destiny. Then, he must defeat his sworn enemy, the dreaded That Guy.

PC problems are plaguing the temperamental leader of Manuel High School, sending his gang of thugs into a tizzy. Meanwhile the leader of Destrade High finds himself flummoxed by a gag manga he just doesn't find funny. But that's nothing compared to the commotion back at Cromartie.